This is What I May or May Not Look Like

Some of you are wondering... who on earth am I? You probably think I'm a disembodied voice from Pittsburgh. Or you may think I look like the little green guy in my profile pic.

I hate to disappoint you, but that is not what I look like. I have glasses.

I do have several drawings I did of myself. Here is one drawing with an expression I have regularly.

Or:

That second one would be my sleep-deprived face.

I also have a face for ranting:

That one was from a comic I drew.

So, now you may have an idea of what I look like. Not this, at any rate.