From The kingdom for S & E 12, part one, book six:
"...Frg pressed his face against the glass window embedded in the door. His breath fogged up the glass, and his skin stretched eerily as he grinned like a maniac at me. I tried to go back to writing quietly, but found it extraordinarily difficult. Frg continued staring at me with a lunatic grin.
“Argh,” I moaned. I stood, whirling on my heel and stalking up to the door. I flung the door open violently, effectively smacking Frg across the face with it. Frg reeled. I loomed over him as he collapsed- back first –onto the dew-covered soil.
“Happy birthday, now leave me alone!” I cried. Frg got to his feet, brushing himself off.
“I pranked you. You hit me,” he said, “Twice. Now I’ll prank you again.”
“If it’s a prank war you want,” I jabbed my right index finger fiercely at him, “It’s a prank war you’ve got.”
Frg grinned, “Only fools are positive.”
“It’s on, Frg.”..."
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The rest of the chapter was full of pranks. Eventually, all of the Magical World Warriors joined in. Frg got them to team up against me in a giant prank-fest. My revenge was sweet. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go back to hiding in the attic.
Have a good Saturday!
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Be nice. I have Wütend handy.