This Was Me Today

Look at this picture of half-chibi me! There are five things I would like to point out about it.

1. Helmet. This helmet saved me from cracking my head open once. ALWAYS WEAR A HELMET WHEN ON A BIKE/SCOOTER/SKATEBOARD/ANYTHING THAT ROLLS. Also, it looks like it's smiling.

2. My backpack, or rucksack in German. It's full of cool stuff from garage sales, food wrappers, and my near-empty wallet. And sidewalk chalk some lady gave me.

3. A badly-drawn bike, but at least you can still tell what it is.

4. A big black garage bag containing twelve Nerf guns (at least a hundred bucks at Target) I got for ten dollars.

5. I am now happily broke, sunburned, and have a bunch of cool Nerf guns.

EDIT:

Public Service Announcement: No matter how cool the new laser pointer is on your new Nerf gun, don't look directly into it. Ow.

EDIT 2:

Just hit 27k with my new novel, 'Lady Tornado'! Yay!