Yesterday, while I was making lunch, Rayon started a complaint about Chuck Norris. After listening for a good twenty minutes, I suggested he write a letter. Soon, everyone got excited about the writing letters idea. So, dear readers, here are some letters from my cast to famous people/other book characters.
Since there are eight team members, I won't be able to put all the letters in one post. Instead, I'll do two or three each update day. So, stay tuned!
Dear Chuck Norris,Wow. Just... wow. Chuck Norris jokes are really, really, annoying. I hope you know that. And, about that whole 'Chuck Norris is like a god' thing? I won't believe it until you get to Heroicits and beat me in a fight. Which won't happen.
But if you do get to Heroicits, could we fight? That would be awesome.
-Rayon
Dear Justin Beiber,Hey! I have absolutely no idea who you are. My sister and her friend say that you're a singer. My name is Fredrick. I'm five feet tall, eleven inches. I'm fourteen. I don't sing much, but when I do, I sound like a strangled cat that's battling a demon chicken. I'm hoping that when I mature, my voice does too. Also, I meant to ask... are you a boy or a girl? It's hard to tell from your songs. If you're a guy, I admire your flawless soprano.
-Frg
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Yep.
Flawless soprano. X_X *has died laughing*
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