Letters from the Cast (Part Three)

(For an explanation, look at this post.)

Dear Rebecca Black,
I love Fridays as much as the next person. However, unlike the next person, I do not think it should be spent partying, nor do I think Friday deserves a horrible song to go with it. Please, please, refrain yourself from singing about Fridays, or any other day of the week. We learn those things in kindergarten. Once you're past kindergarten, you don't need to sing songs about it to remember it.
-Sandra


Dear Lady Gaga,
I find your bizarre, impractical clothing choice and bizarre, strange music rather disconcerting. I have always viewed the "popular" clothing and music as strange, but I think yours tops just about everyone's. An outfit made out of meat? Another made out of Kermits?
Still, where on earth or out of it do you get your ideas?
-Sara

Dear LE (Far Fetched and Beyond blog), 
Wait. What were we supposed to do?
-Harret