Rayon was the winner. Most people chose two, but Rayon was always one of those two. This was probably because most of my readers were female. This picture is basically describing what Rayon was and is like:
One reader in particular rose above the others. This was Silvermist, a spunky Writer and artist who had decided that she was Rayon's Number One Fan. It wasn't long before Silvermist and another reader, Swiftflame, were arguing over who was The Number One Fan of Rayon. I was playing middle man the whole time, and recorded the whole conversation.
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Silver: The problem is that I am The Rayon Fan with capital letters. No, make that, The Number One Rayon Fan, with capital letters as well. That makes me, officially, Rayon's Number One Fan. Impossibility stands between Swift and I, so that's that. As Rozar would say it: "I is the fan."
Swift: Now, the thing is, I'm Rayon's Number One Fan, to put it very simply, and there's no point in arguing about it, as I am Rayon's Number One Fan, in bold and italics and capital letters and Technicolor.
Silver: Technicolor is cool, but it doesn't make you The Number One Fan of Rayon. That tile belongs, unarguable (as before stated) to me. So, all said and done, you can be The Number Two Fan of Rayon. I'm sure it'll be fine with Rayon either way.
Swift: Yeah, Technicolor is cool. ;>) Okay, Number Two Fan is fine. It just sounds kinda weird. As for being fine with Rayon... I have no idea. Yeah, I was thinking about that. Good point. But he asked first! *Grin*
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Now, readers, it's your turn! Do you think you deserve a chance to battle Silver and claim the role of Rayon's Number One Fan?
...'Cause I tried, and it didn't work.
(Note- when I pasted in the argument the text went a little funky. I don't have time to fight with it, so here's the post. Maybe later I'll come back and work with it more. Anyhoo, enjoy!)
Bwahahaha, I won! None dare challenge the great Silvermist! He did have a fan club, but I eated them. Shh.
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