What I Do in My Free Time

On Saturdays, sometimes I actually get a break from stories, classes, and other such things. That is when I chat with my friend Silver.

Today we had a crazy chat (that was perfectly normal by our standards), and I decided to post some of it on here for your amusement.

Disclaimer: I'm not actually trying to kill her.
...Or am I?
You'll have to see for yourself.

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Me: what happened to all the granola?

  <.<

  >.>

 Silver: :x

  I eated it.

 Me: You did??

  *pull out dagger*

  I'm sorry, Silver

 Silver: I was hungry!

 Me: but it was granola

 Silver: *plead for mercy*

 Me: *slowly approach with dagger*

 Silver: brb

 Me: k

Silver: back

 Me: hi

  so anyhoo

*continue approaching with dagger*

 Silver: *quickly write will*

 Me: you have eaten my granola!

  you shall Pay!

 Silver: I needed it for scientific purposes!

  to save the woooorld!

 Me: what do you mean?

 Silver: I...

  uh...

  well

  you know how it is.

 Me: well, yeah

Silver: so you can't blame me

 Me: but still

 *pin you to the ground*

 Silver: Dx

  I'll!

  Um

  Make it up to you!

 Me: say yer prayers, wabbit!

 Silver: I know how to make cupcakes!

  and banana bread!

  and muffins!

 Me: well....

 Silver: and cake!

 Me: it's not granola

  *brandish knife*

 Silver: I can make granola? *stabbing at possiblities, no pun intended*

Me: *Rayon runs in* "Stop, thou shalt not slay the fair maiden!"

 Silver: yay my knight in... a tunic!

 Me: "Actually, a king, but you've got the right idea."

  *Rayon kicks the knife away*

Silver: *I roll out of the way*

  aiiiee

 Me: "I am a fierce warrior and mighty hunter!" *he says to me*

  ...

  "Meooooow!"

  a demon!

*I run*

 Silver: *I snortify*

  thank you, O king!

  *I kiss his shoes*

  yech

 Me: "Err... don't do that."

Silver: muddy

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Heh. x)